The Awesome pervy sage

freakydeakygifs:

Riley Reid and Sara Luvv

Oil Overload #11

Jules Jordan Video

syntaxbitch:

from Paradise Lost - illustrated by Gustave Dore

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inyourtummy:

She gagged a little, and slid my cock out of her throat.

"Did we make your eyes all watery?"

She nodded and giggled, then put my penis back in her mouth.

mishasassbutt:

talking to people you want to be friend with more like
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(Source: mishasassbutt-archive, via ruinedchildhood)


“Society wants to believe it can identify evil people, or bad or harmful people, but it’s not practical. There are no stereotypes.”
― Ted Bundy

“Society wants to believe it can identify evil people, or bad or harmful people, but it’s not practical. There are no stereotypes.”

― Ted Bundy

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1sograteful:

Allie has that Ass

9 Perfect ways to responde to rude texts

themilftoons:

sanziene:

1. cute pic

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2. be polite

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3. take executive action

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4. channel Lisa

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5. role play

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6. ask the tough questions

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7. use props

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8. remember your childhood

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9. give them what they want

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Lol

themilftoons:

neptunableu:

sasscameron:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

huffingtonpost:

Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

(Source: Getty Images)

What the actual literal fuck

legend goes that a woman who had vagina dentata or “teeth” in her vagina (be it a demon or std), castrated her lover’s penis on their wedding night. she asked a blacksmith for help and he made her pretty much an iron dildo to break the teeth off

the tradition celebrates this iron penis, hence its name, festival of steel phallus

in more modern times, sex workers would to go to a shrine to pray for protection from STDs while couples would pray for healthy pregnancies and marriages.

it is also regarded as a fertility festival, where couples would pray for the health of their babies or hope that babies are in the future

the tradition has raised HIV awareness and research efforts in japan so like yeah it’s actually a very neat and positive thing yeah

Japan wins, everybody else can go home.

I think I’ll just call this the Penis Festival